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Feb 24, 20223 min read

Can you imagine a world without traffic lights? Mac & cheese? Thanks to us, you don't have to.

With apologies to Sinatra and Elvis: And now, the end is near And so I face the final curtain… At least until next year, that is. Yes, as...

Feb 5, 20223 min read

Beware of Geeks bearing - and wearing - masks.

We’re no simps here, so you – like I - never really believed the urban myths we grew up hearing about people waking up in a bathtub full...

Feb 1, 20224 min read

Even more love letters from readers

The latest batch of letters from you all. This round is particularly fun. Thanks for reading The Report!

Jan 26, 20224 min read

Yes, that's me hanging out with President Nixon

Remember that time they canceled classes because of me? And I didn’t even pull the fire alarm. During Spring Break in the fifth grade at...

Jan 11, 20224 min read

The death - and job - of every worker should be important to us... (UPDATED)

Gotta admit it. I breathed a huge sigh of relief when initial reports said everybody had safely gotten out of the fire that destroyed the...

Dec 17, 20213 min read

Coaching legend deserved better treatment from his alma mater

First of all, let’s get one thing straight. I love St. Augustine’s University. Back when none of the deluge of college basketball...

Dec 14, 20211 min read

At Last!!! A perfect gift for everyone you love - and everyone you don't.

Scratching your head trying to think of the perfect gift for that special friend? Well, Santa Barry says "scratch no more!" To everyone...

Dec 13, 20213 min read

Taking a shot at good health

Face it, folks. There are, in today’s world, some things we Americans are just going to have to get used to, whether we like them or not:...

Dec 9, 20214 min read

Happy Big O Day, everybody!

When my buddy Dwayne Ballen was a radio disc jockey in Myrtle Beach during the late 1970s, he said, he knew one particular date without...