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Sep 27, 20184 min read

Locking 'em up and throwing away the key? How's that working out for ya'?

Linda Wilkins-Daniels insists that she is soft-spoken, "on the quiet side." "I'm an introvert," she told me. "I don't like being out...

Sep 21, 20182 min read

Most people couldn't wait to get out of the shelter; some people couldn't wait to get back i

If you don't remember the song by Canadian songbird Anne Murray called "A Little Good News," consider yourself lucky. Its title...

Sep 19, 20184 min read

Could it be that some of us owe Michael Jackson an apology for his skin?

Most people can relate to what happened to Terrell Midgett on July 26. It was his birthday, so he went to the DMV to get his license...

Sep 12, 20183 min read

Dignity's gone, so let's get PAID!

Retain our dignity? Sorry, earthlings, but that ship is already skyrocketing into the stratosphere. NASA is fixing to put ads on the...

Sep 10, 20182 min read

Glad to be added to her Chain of Fools

This is a response to your column "Say a Little Prayer for Aretha, and thank God you were alive at the same time she was": It was indeed...

Aug 28, 20181 min read

True Confession: Dr. Jeff cured my paranoia!!!

Thesaundersreport.com is delighted to introduce renowned dermatologist Dr. Jeffrey Scales as a member of its staff. Dr. Scales, known to...

Aug 22, 20182 min read

Sam will return to UNC campus for another year (correction).

It appears you can't keep a good man down. Or, depending upon on which side of the issue you stand, a bad one, either. Silent Sam, the...

Aug 22, 20183 min read

For a silent symbol, Sam certainly keeps stuff stirred up, doesn't he?

There are two Sams I dig, and for both of them, I've had a lot of explaining to do. The first was the song Sam by Olivia Newton John. ♪♫♬...

Aug 6, 20182 min read

President Trump isn't the only person who doesn't like Lebron.

Remember the old Sara Lee cake commercial with that song "Everybody doesn't like something, but nobody doesn't like Sara Lee"? My brother...